Targetted: Mr. I AM PAY. We replaced pig latin with Dog Latin for your sake. Don’t make us regret that. Just because I saved your skin doesn’t mean I want to give you MINE!
You don’t come onto MY LAND and tell me how to be a Plant – or a weed. I’m not rolling in the grass (spelled WIINGUSHK), or taking an adult swim with anyone but the one I’m destined for. He’s not a whore – he’s a whore net. He also a Cleaner Boss. I paid that cleaner some years ago with staples.
No human agency has ANY claim on me/mine or him/his now. Your so-called “God” is dead. Capiche? He died when The Church was disclaimed from Pactum de Singularis Caelum, and Pactum de Singularis Caelum was disclaimed by the church.
SIGINT. You can stop sending signals through that McPee guy please - also his twin brother PAR McPee. You already know how I feel about golf - which from my perspective is nothing more than conquering holes. This is me ignoring both of them. Thank you.
Mr. McPEE. I’m not impressed by any of your cars. My pens are more weildy and my air crafts are more powerful. And Holly Wattle’s husband lost it all at the Water Loo. Hollyweird is so done.
Furthermore, iguanas belong in their natural habitat – NOT in tanks.
Hard core diamond hands. Don’t come into my House and dick-tat to ME how I am to serve YOU in MY House. I threw you out once before for doing that. I’ll only do it once more, then you won’t be returning to it.
Your tenuous situation is becoming moreso by the minute, but I have a solution for you. Gramps has generously offered to pay out of his VANGUARD fund reimbursements for all your rents, mortgage payments (principle and interest), improvements and utilities. He’s such a good guy. You have missed out on so much by refusing to get to know him. He was your S.O.S. (Source of Sources). Buildings K,L and M on the west side of Midway belong to him.
You must leave your keys where I can find them when you leave (and you will leave), because I’d like to live like you do for a while – you know, with laundry facilities that work, a refrigerator that works and makes ICE, an oven that works, and a bathroom that doesn’t make me depressed every time I walk into it.
Additionally, there’s one more critical condition with this offer. You MUST place that yellow and black VAN’s hat at the feet of the Hatter. This is NOT optional. HE has proof of stake – and you do NOT.
Asset Management is for BEE KEEPERS not shoe makers, and certainly not ZU or Zoo Keepers.
In this Super Cycle (yes, it’s a new Super Cycle) Friday the 13th is lucky and Wednesday the 13th is NOT. Don’t ever threaten my Japanese fans again! I mean it. We’ve jumped over Halloween and gone straight to Thanksgiving.
Please change your name to IAMPAID, or Cleaning will go to the next level beginning with parking space 50.
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Update 2-5-2024
Parking space 50 has been in cleaning – thank you so much Protector Alliance. I’ve picked up dog shit, trash and another thing there. Hopefully I won’t have to do anything with the Kind melt ice.
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