This document is to set forth House Rules. It will likely be updated frequently as things “bubble up”. So please monitor it regularly or subscribe to get updates. Items listed below are in no particular order at the time of this writing. It may become a formal document at some time. And of course as always, I value your feedback.

Agape love

If you want access to my HOUSE, you must observe the House Rules. Notice to Principals is notice to Agents. If I have direct interaction with you, then YOU are the Principal. It’s your responsibility to notify your downline. Agents may not know who the Principals are, so there’s no burden on them for that.

[Update 11-1-2025 at 11:11 am]

Heard in the nose-bleed section: 
"There she is working on a Sabbath day again".

Yes.

I’ve been asked repeatedly about why I’ve neglected the most pressing matter(s) which should be addressed by this House Rules document.

I’ve not neglected these connective issues. No, no, no. I’ve saved the best for last and made it FIRST.

Item 0: Vicarious Atonement and Satanic Ritual Abuse of children – crimes against Humanity

Vicarious Atonement. Yeshua didn’t come to die for you and your sins. He came to claim His inheritance and SHARE it! If your eyes glaze over in boredom when I tell you he was murdered for his inheritance and that nothing else really matters because all the f*cked up shit that has happened on HIS Bestowal Planet Earth is the result of that event, then you have a mind-virus and have been brainwashed to believe a LIE ( as was I ).

All you need to know about this issue is found in Luke 20. READ IT! KNOW IT! Take it to heart, then repent.

Satanic Ritual Abuse of children – crimes against Humanity. Who is your God? Is he a blood-thirsty, human flesh hungry monster that uses the Eucharist rite to legalize and justify the ritual abuse and murder of the Kristos and his children?

Well, I’m very happy to report the announcement by President Putin that the “Vampire Ball” is over. Hallelujah.

If you continue to wear on your person or harbor in your home, your car, your workplace, your churches or gathering places and god forbid your RESTAURANTS! etc. murderous iconography and are aware of how grievous that is to the planet you depend on for your very survival, then you are no longer welcome on Earth. If you’re still breathing, you could call that grace – a chance to make a good choice. Because you will not be happy on the day that the choice is made for you.

As I’ve said before: I will think on you as having never existed until the Kelpie make it so, and then I will think on you no more. This nightmare should have NEVER happened. It didn’t.

Item 1: No Atheists

Case in point:

If you are an Atheist of ANY stripe, please show yourself to the door. My HOUSE belongs to the Family of Michael. We are ALL Christians here – in the truest sense of that word. Go disown your Creator elsewhere. The “lesser” of evils is still evil and if you vote for it, so are you.

Item 2: Food for humans

HUMANS ARE NOT FOOD FOR HUMANS. They may become food for other species depending on if they find themselves in a habitat they shouldn’t be in – god forbid.

PETS ARE NOT FOOD FOR HUMANS. It should be obvious, but household pets are not food. If you have rabbits, birds, squirrels etc. sharing your urban neighborhood with you, these are not food for humans (star-configured bipeds), they are pets. If you are in the wild and a member of the Animal Kingdom makes an effort to make a conscious connection with you, they are a pet – they are not food for you.

Animals raised for food must be done so LEGALLY, and must be treated well. No antibiotics, no hormones, just free range, well fed and cared for, and humanely slaughtered when it’s time. If your food animals aren’t healthy and happy, by the time they are past your stomach you won’t be either. Obviously. Do you have common sense? Prove it.

CETACEANS ARE NOT FOOD. They are holding very important energies for the planet you depend on for your very survival. Leave them alone – and DO NOT CAPTURE THEM IN ORDER TO PUT THEM IN YOUR ZOOS. Let them connect with you in their natural habitat if they so choose. Sheesh. I wish I didn’t need to say this.

Cephalopods. This issue is still an ambiguous one, (but less so as of 11/9/2025 see next paragraph). Until the Rules Examiner makes clear what is legal on this issue and what isn’t, just look at it this way: If you innerstand and appreciate the beauty, complexity and intelligence of these creatures, then don’t eat them. Simple.

Update Self-Existing Moon day 23, Year of the Yellow Resonant Seed

When the THE Michael makes his wishes known regarding His bestowal planet Earth, he invests a mammoth amount of energy, seemingly endless amount of time and almost infinite intelligence in removing ambiguity. This is one such case.

The Rules Examiner has established that Order Octopododa of the Class Cephalopoda IS NOT FOOD FOR HUMANS.

Furthermore, there is a new Conservation Status parameter: P for PROTECTED. Regardless of the current Conservation Status of a species, if they have the PROTECTED status, they are not food for humans.
(I, GAIA have no idea how this will be enforced or who will enforce it, but I do know that it will be. Please don’t ask me for specifics.)

I love my job. (most days)

Yes, I’m an old geezer now, but when I was a child, I used my Authorities in childish ways. Maybe this is why I was ignored. Nevertheless, it was valid Authority.

I’d like to now use my childish authority in a geezer way.

Case in point: Amigurumi is not food for humans:

Item 3: Water

As Red Electric Moon (Water Company), I have made many horrifying observations on this topic.

I would like to see the obsolescence of these: Ocean Cleanup, Charity Water and 4Ocean first for the obvious reason that they would no longer be necessary. But for those who have followed my interactions with them, the UN and NGO’s in general, it should be very clear what the other reasons are.

Clean, free, accessible water is a RIGHT for all life on Earth. It was never intended to be otherwise. SHEESH! What a frickin’ mess.

Item 4: Hacking

If you are among those who think humans are hackable animals, you’ve probably already been shown the EXIT door. For those who cast slurs at other humans by equating them with animals, your time is coming – I daresay SOON. Animals are in the animal Kingdom. Your next incarnation – if you get one – may be among them (and if among the primates – pray you’re a spider monkey – it’s the only monkey species I really like – you won’t be a human).

As for the digital kind of hacking… I don’t have deep enough knowledge to comment on it.

Item 5: Shelter

Homelessness is not a natural state for humans. It’s been created artificially by super-villains who are no longer welcome on Earth.

The planet is not responsible for this problem, so it shouldn’t be her responsibility to remedy it. But it is a burden on her, so it does need to be remediated. Think creatively. I’m sure you’ll think of something.

Personal anecdote: Several decades ago I and others were trying to make a living at Portland Saturday Market. We were barely scraping by, and not far from homelessness ourselves. One day as we were preparing to set up under the Burnside Bridge at the market, we were approached by a homeless man. He told us that he was hungry, so I pulled out the egg salad sandwich I had made for my lunch and handed it to him. He swiftly shoved it into his pocket. The guy who was with me said to him: “No, put it in your mouth, not your pocket.” haha. Then he said this interesting thing: “Don’t you understand? I need BREAKFAST.” In other words, he preferred a liquid breakfast, but he was holding my lunch for later. I regretted losing my lunch to him, but I didn’t want to ask for it back after it was shoved into his dirty pocket. Think about it. Some scourges we will on ourselves. It’s not the Planet’s fault – though she gets blamed for it sometimes.

Item 6: Electricity

As kin 29 Red Electric Moon (Electric Company), I’m horrified by what I’ve learned about our power grids.

Wires, wires, wires – EVERYWHERE. It was never intended to be this way. Nobody on the planet is without electricity. The Planet herself is something of a variable capacitor. Super-villains have made themselves middlemen between those who provide the power and those for whom it’s intended. This must be remedied poste-haste.

Item 7: Education

First a rule about slavery:
SLAVES AND SLAVE MASTERS ARE NOT WELCOME ON EARTH. This includes tax slaves and tax collectors. Well, that narrows the field quite a bit huh?

As long as there are slaves, there will be slave masters. As long as there are tax-payers, there will be tax collectors. There is absolutely no need for taxes of any kind. The more you feed a tax eating machine the bigger it gets – and its a monster.

Now about the Education thing. US Corporate slaves. Are you satisfied with the education your children are getting? Are you happy about how much it costs? Bring your kids home and teach them yourselves, or hire a local old-fashioned school marm in your community to do that job. The elimination of taxes(which is inevitable) should be enough incentive for you to justify taking them out of that Corporate day-care system. But know this: YOU MUST COLLAPSE THAT SLAVERY SYSTEM YOURSELVES if you want to reap the benefits. It would be better for you that YOU make that choice rather than have it made for you – like moving you offworld where you can be a slave or slave master – you know – where you’ll be better served. This planet no longer wants to serve you. And the right people are hearing her now – so…

And please folks, pick up your dog's sh*t. 
I and others walk barefoot on the grass. (Or at least we'd like to again if we don't anymore)

If your mission doesn’t evoke a deep sense of humility and wonder, then you aren’t on it.

Item 8: Silence

Anyone who interrupts a solemn period of silence at a public event by spewing vitriol or casting aspersions at others are subject to Wicker Etiquette Training (W.E.T.)

W.E.T. please note that this is NOT how we do things on Earth anymore. Inverter, XOR and XNOR gates are open. https://biblehub.com/luke/11-24.htm

Think about it folks.
Dry wicker is flammable. Silence is golden.
Gold release in gamma. Silent solemnity is Silver.

The sound of one hand clapping.

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Agape love

“She kin 1”?

NO mfers. I’m kin 29 – Bizmuth. This is the business end of this message.

Kissing and humping Antonia’s wall (The Wailing Wall for those of you who aren’t aware that it’s a ROMAN construction) won’t help you now. You’ll just be wasting your energy and angering/annoying the BRICkS. Antonia and her Hellencoiters (cigar ships) have been dissolved. Finaliter realm is completely inert now. How is it that you did not know this? Is it because you ignored a stupid, silly, weirdo girl when she was attempting to warn you on this?

Hassan Nasrallah is a Lakota Grandfather. Oglala-Lakota and Palestinian-Gazans are ONE PEOPLE. But you already knew that.
You don’t murder our Grandfathers without consequence.

Yarmulke Hats. Listen for your Shofar. I and mine INCLUDING
j-ERIKO won’t hear it. https://gaiasophiaofearth.wordpress.com/2022/03/26/the-cutting-disc/

Everything is ALWAYS
about the children.

Item 9: Tongues

If kindness, truth and wisdom are on your tongue, then you have a full mouth and there’s no room for guile, gossip, lies, deceptions or discord.

Now, James is correct in expressing his sentiment that the tongue is a difficult thing to tame. This is especially true if you have surrounded yourself with discordant people for any length of time.

So, in my House we have a protocol. It’s called Ice Cream and flowers. (It’s been used and abused and desecrated by people who were NEVER welcome in my House, but that doesn’t diminish its effectiveness – I digress). Here’s an example of how it works:

1. You are spewing vitriol out of ignorance about me, mine or the reasons I/we do things and why.
2. I/we send you Ice Cream (I C, “I see”) – you know – to cool your tongue and sweeten your speech.
3. Then you say “oh, i see” or something to that effect. Then you send me flowers – you know – for flow.
   
   This works very well among the adults in the room. But if you are continuing to act like a juvenile after having some Ice Cream, you aren’t welcome even at the children’s table. You aren’t welcome in the Dining Room or Kitchen, you aren’t welcome in the Living Room – and CERTAINLY, you aren’t welcome in the Bathrooms or the Bedrooms. Basically, you aren’t welcome in MY HOUSE! And once you’ve been kicked out, don’t bother with the flowers. We may enjoy them – without you though. It’s too late, you’ll need a stronger offering.
   
   Why? Here’s the main reason: ATTACKS ON A SOVEREIGN BEAR VERY SEVERE CONSEQUENCES. This is MY HOUSE and I am Sovereign in it.
   
   This is rule number 9: You will be as gracious as possible with your words at all times.

1 Corinthians 13:8 needs to be referenced here too. 

If you are overcome with a spirit that wants to spew some babbling type "angelic" language through you, then you may want to do some introspection. Angels can speak in human tongues. So who are you "channeling"?

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Item 10: Cloning

I was dreading breaching this subject as it is unfathomably complex.

For example, cloning apple trees, avocado trees, cannabinoids etc. could actually be considered an artform. In these examples, it’s the final step in creating something wonderful through experimentation. Art is near and dear to the Planet’s heart and aligned with her charter and raison d’être.

Nevertheless, over the past millennia, it has become corrupt in the most disgusting ways by the most dishonorable creatures for nefarious purposes. I could write a treatise on this, but I won’t do that here and now. I’m just not in the right vibrational state today (11-9-2025) for that, but it does need to be “fleshed” out so to say – at some point.

What is in my vibrational state today though on this issue is the cloning of apps built on open source platforms.

Case in point: I built this app yesterday (11-8-2025) on ICP’s Caffeine.ai. It took me about an hour:

https://tip-jar-p3x.caffeine.xyz/ Please clone it.

I so love my job. If I – a 64 year old geezer – can create an app on Caffeine.ai, you can certainly clone it.

Likely there will be more to come. I'm leaving this document open as a draft horse until the THE Michael is happy with it. Until then, please monitor it for changes. I post updates via the subscription system here on WordPress and on my Twitter account https://twitter.com/gaiasophiaearth (yes I still call it TWITTER for a reason).