ALT Universe – or is it?[UPDATED 12/21/2020]

In the ALT Universe, the playing card deck has 50 cards – like the number of states in the Murica Union (MU) -instead of 52 cards with 2 Jokers. In this Universe, there is only one Joker and he’s counted because he’s like a talking horse with a red bridle. He’s the 14th not the 15th in the deck. There is a card with rules for Royal Flushes (the 50th card). There are no perfect tens in Full Houses as the Perfect Tens are only found in Tarot decks – not playing card decks. Jacks are the tenth cards, Queens are eleventh, Kings are twelfth and Aces are thirteenth. A game of Black Jack is played with matchsticks not money or chips. A winning hand in that game is a Jack and a King. The one with the most matchsticks is a winning winner – not a chicken dinner.

This is a Royal Flush: 7 cards. Jacks go head to head on the Field. The King of Spades is protected by the Queen of Diamonds. The King of Hearts is protected by the Queen of Spades. 13 Aces have oversight.

The Casino isn’t rigged as it is not allowed in The Kitchen. There is a kitchen in the Casino however, because of course folks gotta eat. Sports teams are made up of human players – not robotoids and clones and there are no Jumbo-trons for Reptoids to collect “crowdsourced” loosh from the fans in the stands.

As I said, there are 50 states in Murica not 57, and as Judge Anna von Reitz says: “None of this has anything to do with us. We just need to be aware of it and separating ourselves from it.” The states all work together and trade with each other. Children are transported across states lines by ONLY their families for things like vacations, festivals, fairs etc.

People only wear masks to masquerade parties not “live exercises” or “simulated war exercises”. Riots are laughter-fests.

There are thirteen months in the year not twelve, and there are thirteen constellations, which includes Ophiuchus – just as it always has been. Ophiuchus is a beautiful and bountiful season of harvest festivals.

The history of Tartaria is known and honored, and their ancient facilities house utilities – the natural systems of Earth – Water Company and Electric Company – free, clean energy and living water from the magnetic chamber of the planet. There are healing centers that use music and solfeggio frequencies to tune human DNA to the original intent of Prime Creator.

Money currency is a plaything and a teaching modality. It’s not a necessity as the Planet provides for everything and for everyone who is in harmony with her. There are just enough of coins made from actual metal, they are not made out of binary digits (BITS), and digital currency are scalable tokens with strong fundamentals. Eschelon monitors the exchanges, and Guardians enforce fair play. Bytes are eight bits and a dollar 64, and four bits a nibble. Greed is a dirty word – five letters not four. 5×5?

Bills are short names for Williams and window envelopes don’t exist.
Banks are found on the sides of rivers and banking is what you do on a billiard table to make a pocket shot.

UPDATED 11/5/20: Recycling is a way of life and a Service everyone offers (STO, can you afford to pay attention?). Manufacturing Styrofoam is outlawed. Re-using Styrofoam is not. Generally, packaging is made from fungus and other edible or quickly decomposing materials. Shipping is just that – shipping.

True innovation in any field is seriously considered and potentially rewarded then implemented systematically by the Powers That Are – NOT stolen or squashed by tyrants and competitors.

There are no prisons on Earth as she is NOT a prison planet. Those who commit prison-punishable crimes are escorted off-world to where the prisons are. Where are they? Don’t ask her – she doesn’t know.

Nature is the only church you need. Choirs are full of songbirds and everyone is a cleric. Shamans are Warriors of Truth. Tithes are offerings of food with love (among other things).

So now I ask you a question. Which Universe is the ALT one and which one is the REAL one? I’m waiting.

Personal: If you only knew what you could have had if you hadn’t attempted to institutionalize the Autist Spectrum. Grandma reached RENO early today. This is because Joker was at the wheel with his lead foot – pedal to the metal. It’s too late for “I’m sorry uncle Albert”. Prince Albert is no longer in the can. And there are Fun Guys among us.

True narratives hold together. False ones fall apart.

Now that you have read about the ALT Universe, you may find the ALT History of some interest: https://twitter.com/gaiasophiaearth/status/1370846207384358917

[UPDATE 12/21/2020 A MESSAGE FROM THE AGRICULTURAL IMPORT OFFICE]

The Office confirmed today, that Friday’s shipment of blackberries from Mexico is tainted with e.coli bacteria. No recall is being issued however. If you have purchased these berries from your local retailer we offer you the following suggestions:

1. Wash the berries thoroughly, then soak them in colloidal silver for about an hour. Then rinse. This should thoroughly remediate the problem.
2. Ask the retailer for a refund. If they choose not to honor your request, you may choose to reveal your experience on social media, Karen.
3. Toss the berries in the trash or in your compost pile and make note not buy Mexican berries again.
4. Plant your own berries in your own garden or in a community garden.
   
   If you eat the tainted berries and get a case of the ass sperts, don’t bother attempting to find a Legal Eagle to sue somebody. If you do, you may become food for Crows (or the Corti). Your pockets should be full enough from your own inherited resources to buy Imodium A-D from Walgreens, CVS or the like.
   Bottom line: Take responsibility for your own health – AND THINK!
   
   We are from the Government, and we’re here to help you. No, really – we are. End of Message from THE OFFICE.
   

Shout out to Rodney Norman. Thanks for the inspiration.
“Have a super awesome day.” Back ACHA.