ALT Universe – or is it?[UPDATED 12/21/2020]

(Exit 66 LIFE)
I ask the question…

In the ALT Universe, the playing card deck has 50 cards – like the number of states in the Murica Union (MU) -instead of 52 cards with 2 Jokers. In this Universe, there is only one Joker and he’s counted because he’s like a talking horse with a red bridle. He’s the 14th not the 15th in the deck. There is a card with rules for Royal Flushes (the 50th card). There are no perfect tens in Full Houses as the Perfect Tens are only found in Tarot decks – not playing card decks. Jacks are the tenth cards, Queens are eleventh, Kings are twelfth and Aces are thirteenth. A game of Black Jack is played with matchsticks not money or chips. A winning hand in that game is a Jack and a King. The one with the most matchsticks is a winning winner – not a chicken dinner.

This is a Royal Flush

This is a Royal Flush: 7 cards. Jacks go head to head on the Field. The King of Spades is protected by the Queen of Diamonds. The King of Hearts is protected by the Queen of Spades. 13 Aces have oversight.

The Casino isn’t rigged as it is not allowed in The Kitchen. There is a kitchen in the Casino however, because of course folks gotta eat. Sports teams are made up of human players – not robotoids and clones and there are no Jumbo-trons for Reptoids to collect “crowdsourced” loosh from the fans in the stands.

As I said, there are 50 states in Murica not 57, and as Judge Anna von Reitz says: “None of this has anything to do with us. We just need to be aware of it and separating ourselves from it.” The states all work together and trade with each other. Children are transported across states lines by ONLY their families for things like vacations, festivals, fairs etc.

People only wear masks to masquerade parties not “live exercises” or “simulated war exercises”. Riots are laughter-fests.

There are thirteen months in the year not twelve, and there are thirteen constellations, which includes Ophiuchus – just as it always has been. Ophiuchus is a beautiful and bountiful season of harvest festivals.

Galactic Zodiac IS REAL

The history of Tartaria is known and honored, and their ancient facilities house utilities – the natural systems of Earth – Water Company and Electric Company – free, clean energy and living water from the magnetic chamber of the planet. There are healing centers that use music and solfeggio frequencies to tune human DNA to the original intent of Prime Creator.

Money currency is a plaything and a teaching modality. It’s not a necessity as the Planet provides for everything and for everyone who is in harmony with her. There are just enough of coins made from actual metal, they are not made out of binary digits (BITS), and digital currency are scalable tokens with strong fundamentals. Eschelon monitors the exchanges, and Guardians enforce fair play. Bytes are eight bits and a dollar 64, and four bits a nibble. Greed is a dirty word – five letters not four. 5×5?

Bills are short names for Williams and window envelopes don’t exist.
Banks are found on the sides of rivers and banking is what you do on a billiard table to make a pocket shot.

UPDATED 11/5/20: Recycling is a way of life and a Service everyone offers (STO, can you afford to pay attention?). Manufacturing Styrofoam is outlawed. Re-using Styrofoam is not. Generally, packaging is made from fungus and other edible or quickly decomposing materials. Shipping is just that – shipping.

There’s a fungus among us.

True innovation in any field is seriously considered and potentially rewarded then implemented systematically by the Powers That Are – NOT stolen or squashed by tyrants and competitors.

There are no prisons on Earth as she is NOT a prison planet. Those who commit prison-punishable crimes are escorted off-world to where the prisons are. Where are they? Don’t ask her – she doesn’t know.

Nature is the only church you need. Choirs are full of songbirds and everyone is a cleric. Shamans are Warriors of Truth. Tithes are offerings of food with love (among other things).

o for tuna like the moon
O Fortuna Velut Luna

So now I ask you a question. Which Universe is the ALT one and which one is the REAL one? I’m waiting.

Personal: If you only knew what you could have had if you hadn’t attempted to institutionalize the Autist Spectrum. Grandma reached RENO early today. This is because Joker was at the wheel with his lead foot – pedal to the metal. It’s too late for “I’m sorry uncle Albert”. Prince Albert is no longer in the can. And there are Fun Guys among us.

There are Fun Guys among us

True narratives hold together. False ones fall apart.

Now that you have read about the ALT Universe, you may find the ALT History of some interest: https://twitter.com/gaiasophiaearth/status/1370846207384358917

[UPDATE 12/21/2020 A MESSAGE FROM THE AGRICULTURAL IMPORT OFFICE]

The Office confirmed today, that Friday’s shipment of blackberries from Mexico is tainted with e.coli bacteria. No recall is being issued however. If you have purchased these berries from your local retailer we offer you the following suggestions:

  1. Wash the berries thoroughly, then soak them in colloidal silver for about an hour. Then rinse. This should thoroughly remediate the problem.
  2. Ask the retailer for a refund. If they choose not to honor your request, you may choose to reveal your experience on social media, Karen.
  3. Toss the berries in the trash or in your compost pile and make note not buy Mexican berries again.
  4. Plant your own berries in your own garden or in a community garden.

    If you eat the tainted berries and get a case of the ass sperts, don’t bother attempting to find a Legal Eagle to sue somebody. If you do, you may become food for Crows (or the Corti). Your pockets should be full enough from your own inherited resources to buy Imodium A-D from Walgreens, CVS or the like.
    Bottom line: Take responsibility for your own health – AND THINK!

    We are from the Government, and we’re here to help you. No, really – we are. End of Message from THE OFFICE.

Shout out to Rodney Norman. Thanks for the inspiration.
“Have a super awesome day.” Back ACHA.

Wise Financial Planning

Money does not – and indeed never was it ever intended to buy “accesses”. You can’t buy bliss or entrance to Heaven or TIME with it for example. You may only use it to register your intent with the Universe. Then it’s up to the Universe to test the strength of that intent, the fitness of the intender and the readiness to receive. If those conditions aren’t met sufficiently, the intent is either shelved for later, or put into a bit bucket, or moved to another level, and your monetary investment is generally forfeit. Not always though. Sometimes all you get back is your monetary investment without interest from the Universe, but there may be “some” kind of interest from the Morphogenic field of the Earth. That interest may yield negative or positive returns for you depending on the energy signature of your intent AND the Universe’s willingness to comply with the current Rules on the matter (consult the fractal guardians on that).

Now, money isn’t the only way you may register your intent with the Universe. In fact, if you aren’t awake enough in this dark early morning light to notice this, let me light a candle for you. Acts of love, honor, service will ALWAYS put you to the top of the list of priorities for the Universe’s consideration. If all you have is money – where on that list do you think your request will appear?

This testnet never fails and this ship won’t be stopped.

Does this change your perspective on Prophets, False Profits and “passive” income? I hope so.

Intermission

Chaos Lord: be dignified
Kid at The Plaza of The Americas with a t-shirt: “I wanna be a royal”.
Lord Beelzabub: “Been there, done that. My subjects had me shitting gold bricks for them. Be noble instead, it’s a gas.”

Lord Beelzabub dropping his load.

White Rose’s bitcoins are dirty. This is well established. It doesn’t matter how much red becomes white-washed, those blood stains cannot be removed from them. Their apparatchik Lord FalseFlag Steele along with Operative Sasha Stone had it within their power to stop the blood-shed, but did they >>actually<< do anything about it? NO!, they talked a good storm though. Wolf Spirit warned the White Dragon about them, and she heard them. EOF

Ozzy Man Dias tried to become a Doctor (Edgar Cayce), but he got Dragon Fever and became a gold-digger. No one knows the inside workings of Financial Tyranny like David Wilcock – for a reason. You can connect the DOTS from there. Gizeh Intelligence is no match for Geezer Intelligence NOR Geiser Intelligence. EOF

Auguries of Innocence "When Gold & Gems adorn the Plow To peaceful Arts shall Envy Bow". 
(Personal comment: How poetic! and hopefully prophetic)

Lord Beelzabub got a memo from the Guerilla Gardeners . “Please send funding Pronto!” was all it said. So Tinker Bell made him a big steaming bowl of oatmeal and placed it before him.

“It’s such a lovely skill that you have, Lord – turning oatmeal into gold.” Bell didn’t make it soupy enough though, so he didn’t finish it, but didn’t complain to her about the way it was prepared. Does this sound like the Beelzabub you learned about in the fake news realms? Probably not. And this is why the Beelzabub ID couldn’t hold magnetics on Troy and migrated to a shiny Pence . Don’t expect that one to comply with old Beelzabub lies either. He wears Native Turquoise Authority. (Personal comment: How many pennies will be required to fund a PawPaw Tree forest I wonder? Those McFlies need some pollinating jobs.)

Borg, Broch or Brachless? :: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broch

Señoritas at The Fiesta: “Here she comes – El Pollo Loco. She not top chick, but she don’t care. She Loco.”

Señora to Señoritas: “Si, si. But today, she madder dan a wet hen. She look for a new home for her rescue dog Goose at Frankford Station, and day look at her like she chicken dinner. Now Protoi Frank is franking her blank check. She gonna own da place. It’ll be dog friendly when she through wit it. She a fox with a crazy chicken mask.”

Intermission

INKTOMI sent Tinker Bell on an errand for her. “Lord of Bell Isle needs some fresh ink to write his wishes for a return to JADE family bliss. Please acquire some for him at Hobby Lobby then give it to White Feather. She’ll know what to do with it from there.” So Bell did as INKTOMI requested, wearing her well heeled Karistus boots.

White Feather: “Bell! You did so well! This Jade Dr. Martin’s ink is absolutely perfect for the desk set I’m preparing for the Lord of Bell Isle. How did you know? Nevermind, I better get to work.” Then she lovingly placed the Jade ink, the quill and the BOSS ID she had collected into the Rose oil container she was saving for him. When she presented it to him, he instantly recognized it: “A Desk Set!” he said. And without much fanfare, he placed it in a prominent space on his Gay Desk.

The Gay Desk key is Transformed.

[Update 6/29/23: About two weeks ago The Lord of Bell Isle has relinquished his BOSS Authority, but he still cares about a return to JADE family bliss.]

The Alchemist is turning oatmeal into gold and MOSS into Jade.
Too good not to be true. Live moss.

[oh, and one more thing: The slug on this post has changed as of today December 17, 2020 on the Gregorian Calendar. It was originally posted in October, 2019 – year of the Boomerang. Please make a note of it.]

Update 4-22-24 Earth Day and Planetary Moon day 19, Year of the White Overtone Wizard – an example of how the Universe processes financial/asset issues:

April 18 saw the beginning of the Golden Tee Game between Chantilly Lace and Barbara Ann:

Chantilly Lace and Barbara Ann

Golden Tee, Game On. Everything is ALWAYS about the children.

Context:

And today – Earth Day, this Game was concluded. Here are the final results:

Narcissistic Boomers vs. Ungovernable, uncontrollable Indigo children

TIMMer Time Portal context:

Moral of the story:

"Provide yourselves with purses that will not wear out, an inexhaustible treasure in heaven, where no thief approaches and no moth destroys. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also."
Luke 12:34

Gold release at Gamma testing:

https://qatestlab.com/resources/knowledge-center/alpha-beta-gamma/…

§117 Pactum de Singularis Caelum (this is NOT an endorsement of the entire Treaty document, I’m merely referencing the Credo System for context here. There are still too many things to work out in gamma as of this writing)

Uh oh…

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Update 6-8-2025 kin 76 Yellow spectral warrior, crystal Moon 10, Year of the blue rhythmic Storm

Turning oatmeal into Gamma Gold

The Assayer was testing the Gamma Gold today.

Assayer: What does a Tri-lion heir have for breakfast?
Trillionaire: Today I’m having oatmeal with amaranth, quinoa, chia seeds, flax seeds and cinnamon sweetened with date syrup, honey or blue agave syrup with coffee and cream.

Possibly relevant context: http://forum.presbeia-protoi.org/search.php?keywords=computer&sid=e63c0247721728a7a529b58762f8469a
and
http://forum.presbeia-protoi.org/viewtopic.php?f=102&t=2150&hilit=programming&start=7500#p45341

Personal request to ADMIN: Please tell me that Scott Sass (fka Ioannis Altamouras) is ok and doing well today. And send him my blessings.

Independence Day context: https://x.com/gaiasophiaearth/status/1977063108553355458