Mayan Warrior Queen Kabel respectfully requests your services in the creation of a muy especial present for Daughter of the PHOENIX and friend of water MELONia Trump. The invoice for this project is to be presented to the TRUMP/ENKI and Tesla Estates for payment in full. Shipping to be provided by FedEx space trucker PB.
A faux stained glass bottle made from common glass with the image of The Peacock Angel painted on it, then filled with an alembic distillate as prescribed herein.
Take the fur of the White Sasquach from DUNCANville and grind it to a fine powder. Take the maker’s label off of this Zara coat and shred it to threads no more than a micron in size. Collect one each a Stand ‘N Stuff taco shell and an Ortega taco shell and crush them together. Place these ingredients into a jar and either shake or stir. To this, add one measure each of finely ground Lemurian crystals, rosemary, thyme, Supreme garlic powder from the Dollar Tree, finely ground alabaster from a Las Vegas Casino bar (you know which one) and the dirt of the Tunguskan forest floor from the year 1919. Drop in a marker from the Las Vegas Country Club golf course. Ring the SS Oranj bell. It’s Y2K for the Las Vegas Fashion Show (including Frisbee’s Louboutins).
Acquire some pink Himalayan sea salt from T.J. Max. To this add the ashes from the Chrysotile testing of the following documents: Pactum de Singularis Caelum, Articles of Incorporation for the States of America corporation, the login credentials of The Galactic Free Press admin, and the Papal Bulls. Then add the ashes of white and green sage smudges. Use the proportion of 29:11 SALT to ashes.
Send Netriders and Templar runners to acquire fresh water from the Ganges in the year 1653 and a Super Soldier with gunnery skills to the present day Ganges to collect its current water. Combine these waters together in a 50/50 solution and bring it to Equilibrium. Add one cup of colloidal silver, 10 drops each of Eucalyptus oil, lemon oil and lavender oil and one drop rose oil.
Send Netriders and Templar runners to collect the tears of Ioannis Altamouras and the saliva or urine of Scott Sass and mix these with a good measure of Organic Stevia from Trader Joe’s along with the crushed stamens from three colors of Columbine flowers.
Combine all these ingredients with gentlefication then add one Table spoon full of fresh squeezed orange juice from ALDI’s along with the crumbs of an ammonia cookie from the babushka Docktor’s care package and some chocolate hash. Set this alembic distillate aside while you prepare the bottle for filling as follows:
On the bottom of the bottle, place the image of the Fabergé egg stolen by Raphael Schnepf which was then Life Logged on Facebook. For the Topper, an artful rendition of the Iguana of Orlando.
The angry Former White Hat must approve your work and mine on this project, then you may proceed thusly:
Play EPIC or Sacred Spirit music in your atelier streamed from YouTube through a 4G network while you continue.
Fill to the brim the Peacock Angel bottle with the alembic distillate. Drop in the beaks of three fallen crows, the feathers of a grackle or cardinal nesting pair weighted down with copper wire and glass beads or fresh water pearls, a white rock, a Weaver’s Needle, an IWATA spanner wrench, a PIAA HID bulb (preferably cracked to prevent buoyancy), the Mark Staker chop seal (his ‘choppy’ – absolutely no substitutions), a lens cap from the studio of Del Munroe, a scalpel with a feather blade and a pruple pebble (spelling intentional- pronounced purple pebble). Allow the overflow to fall into a field of Asian Jasmine.
Permanently seal the bottle with the bee’s wax of a candle that never burned out.
This container and its contents are to serve as a memorial and curriculum for the AHA Teaching Mission regarding what IS real, what WAS not real and what is NEVER 2b. This is IS a key for the Houses of Romanov and Savoy.
May the madness of The Black Hats, their dogs and Big Cats be cured, their anger be cooled and their microwaves be attenuated. For Evermore.
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